Monday, January 20, 2025

The Effects Of DRUGS: A Pawtionary Tale 🐾

When I was in middle school circa 1994, my health teacher assigned us a project. I don't remember the parameters -- whether it had to be about drugs & alcohol, or if I just chose that -- but while most of my peers made posters or wrote essays, I went straight for Cat Content.

Armed with my dad's camera, a roll of slide film, the family feline and a few props -- I created a cautionary tale. Or at least what I thought was a cautionary tale based on my limited knowledge of what drugs even were.  

I was a sheltered kid. The extent of my drug knowledge was limited to that one fried egg commercial, that other commercial with the kid who yells at his dad: "I learned it by watching YOU!", and a couple of school-sponsored puppet shows that stressed that whatever the peer pressure-ers tried to get me to do, I was to say No. 

But then came middle school, and we got a unit on drugs. So now I knew the names of some of them and that... um... well, I knew that they could cause you to get sick, go to jail, lose your loved ones, or even kill you. So with that information, I went for it. I created a story about a person (played by my cat) who got hooked on... well, something terrible.

Quick note: I'm not here to make light of what for many people is a serious subject. I'm here to share my 13-year-old self's school project, my cat's posing skills, and the absurdness of a naive kid presenting all this to her eighth grade class with a straight face. 

The effects of DRUGS: Marijuna (sic), Cocaine, Alcohol

(Because I had been led to believe those were all essentially the same.)

This is Darlyn... in his more innocent years. He may look grumpy, but he's had a great life. Look at all his friends!

But one day Darlyn went looking for trouble, and by gosh, he found it....

He sniffed some white powder, which as we all know can only be Drugs...

He used syringes and pills, which -- again -- Drugs.


Sometimes the Drugs would give Darlyn hangovers...


Sometimes the Drugs made him pass out cold...


He began stealing in order to get more money to buy Drugs...


Once he even ended up in jail...


He began hanging out in junkyards with his new Friends Who Liked Drugs. What did they do with each other in the junkyards? 

Drugs.


Sometimes the Drugs would make Darlyn really sick...


He sought medical help, but the doctors didn't have a cure.


Darlyn continued to self-medicate...


His lost many of his friends. They turned their backs on him.


He still had a few friends, but he'd lash out at them without warning.


What have I done with my life? he asked himself. I have ruined it with Drugs.

And then, because he drank too much alcohol and ate too much marijuna and cocaine, he, um, you know....

I told you I was a weird kid.

Sunday, January 12, 2025

Baylie's Story

Baylie's Story

(Content: A long, happy life, and a peaceful passing.)


Baylie was my second-ever cat. She was born in 2000 and came to us in 2003. This is her story.

Spring, 2003: Our previous cat, Darlyn, who had been in the family since I was eight years old, had just passed. I was now 22, a senior in college, and devastated to lose my little guy. I told my mom I wanted to adopt a cat from the Humane Society. She agreed, saying the next weekend that I came home from college, we could go to the Humane Society and take a look.

For the next week or two, I was all over the Oregon Humane Society's website, looking at the photos and descriptions of every cat on the site. I even made a spreadsheet with info. about all the cats. By the time the weekend rolled around, I'd narrowed my picks to about a dozen furballs.


At the Humane Society, we began looking at the cats on my list. Some had already been adopted; some were temporarily at another facility. One, I remember, was so feisty, the volunteer couldn't even get him to come out of his cage without bloodshed. 

I met some of the others on my list, and they were fine, but didn't feel anything particularly special towards them.

I had pretty much exhausted my list when my mom said she wanted to meet a cat she'd seen in one of the little cat rooms. This cat, she said, had stood on her hind legs and pressed her paws against the glass to look at my mom. I agreed to meet the cat.


Within minutes of us all being in the little cat meet-and-greet room together, this little tuxedo fluffball named Betty Davis climbed into my lap, laid down, and began to purr.

That's when I knew. "She's the one," I said. And we adopted her.

In the car on the way home, our new cat meowed mournfully from her carrying box. Along the way, we decided we couldn't call her Betty Davis (we already had a Betty or two in the family), so I suggested "Baylie." (I had been taking a class on England's Castles; there was a lot of talk about motte-and-bailey castles. I think the name was floating around in my head.) 


When we got home, we let Baylie out of her box. She looked all around, jumped out, then went to find a hiding place. For the first night, she mostly remained under the family room couch, occasionally coming out to say hello before running back underneath. Her shyness, however, only lasted that one night. After that, she was perfectly amiable and always ready for affection.


We quickly realized she had a loud meow and wasn't afraid to use it. We also found that she was terrified of the doorbell. Whenever it would ring, she would zoom upstairs and hide. This quirk only seemed to go away in later years, when she began to lose her hearing.

Like most cats, Baylie was keen to the sound of the can opener, interested in whatever her humans were eating.

We adopted her sister Didi a month and a half later, and although the two cats didn't get along at first, after a few months they were best friends.

Usually.



Me with the girls circa 2005.

Baylie loved her scratching post/cat tree, especially the top portion. She'd often lie on her back and kick. Or play with her tail.


She also loved boxes. No matter what size box, if you set it within her reach, she'd try to climb in it.

She loved burrowing under blankets. Sometimes you'd just see a lump in your bed... it was her!

In her younger years, she enjoyed chasing the laser pointer dot around the house. If it appeared high on the wall, she'd leap as high as she could, against the wall, to claim it. 


Baylie's front paws had been declawed before we got her. Whatever your take on declawing, I can say that, for the most part, it was really nice having a declawed cat. It meant she had to stay indoors, but we would have kept her inside anyway.

With a lack of front claws, this girl learned another way to defend herself when Didi wanted to play. I called it the backpaw beatdown. It involved Baylie putting her weight on her front paws and pivoting her hips so that her back legs came down on top of Didi. Tussling would commence. Since Didi was smaller, the two were pretty evenly matched.

After she entered her teenage years, Baylie didn't perform this move anymore, but in her prime, it was hilarious.



One of Baylie's vices was jumping onto our kitchen counters. We tried all kinds of things to curb this behavior -- LEGO baseplates on the surfaces (she walked right over them), a motion sensor alarm (it didn't bother her; we'd hear it, run in, chase her off, only to hear the alarm go off again five minutes later.) We learned to keep all our food in the cupboards.

This girl loved muffins. Something about the smell would drive her wild. She could smell them through plastic and would attack muffin packages to get into them. She'd even go after empty muffin wrappers. We had to be careful to bury the wrappers deep in the wastebaskets.


In her later years, she would often stare at me as I ate, silently begging for food, inching ever closer. She began completely ignoring the word no. Sometimes I had eat in a room with a closed door just to avoid her bulbous, pleading eyes.


Some of Baylie's nicknames over time included: Baylie May, Mrs. Blue, and Bay-Bay.

We brought Riker into the family in 2011, and Didi passed away in 2014. Riker and Baylie didn't get along at first. Baylie often hissed at her brother when he came near. But as time went on, she seemed to forget that they'd ever been enemies. Multiple times in her last year, I caught them snuggling.


^This is Riker waiting to see if Baylie will leave him anything in her dish. They ate different foods, but Baylie never quite finished every morsel of hers, so Riker got to eat her minimal leftovers. He was usually patient.

Baylie was diagnosed with thyroid issues when she was about eleven or twelve. She had lost a lot of weight. At age 3, she'd weighed 16 pounds. By 2018, she was down to 4.5 pounds. We gave her twice-daily doses of thyroid medicine, but the meds didn't fatten her up by any means.

In July of 2018, Baylie began having accidents, so we bought her some kitty diapers. She looked pretty adorable wearing them, and they worked really well.


Baylie and Riker could often be found snuggling together at this time. It was usually Baylie who'd initiate it. Riker was very patient with her. The two of them had come a long way.

One day in the fall of 2018, Baylie stopped eating, and I knew her time was near. I called into work, and then I held her in my arms all day, talking to her and keeping her cozy. 

Dear Baylie May. She had a long life: 2000-2018. She was part of our family for 15 1/2 years, and I'm forever grateful for the time we had.



^Baylie in 2010, checking out our baby chicks.


You can also check out Riker's Story here.