Thursday, March 24, 2011

Films... OF THE FYUTCHAH!

Good evening, friends and countrymen. It kind of seems like every other post on here is about Movies I'm Looking Forward To (But Possibly Dreading Also).  Last year we had Ramona, Robin Hood, and... um... stuff.  Oh yeah, and Tangled.  And they all turned out all right.

As of today, I am looking forward to:

Batman 3: (aka The Dark Knight Rises)

Dear Christopher Nolan,
I know you have this thing about using actors you've used before.  I mean, Inception was a carnivale of Batman Begins actors, yes, har har, I get it.  And I see Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Thomas Hardy have already been cast in Batman 3.  But please, for the love of all things good, do not cast Ellen Page.  Not as Poison Ivy, not as Batgirl, not as anything.  I had a hard enough time sitting through Katie Holmes in the first one.  The trend of casting whiny, sarcastic actresses must end!  THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!
Thank you,
Me


Superman Reboots: (aka Superman: The Man Of Steel)
Kevin Costner as Jonathan Kent!?!
(*ahem*)
Kehhh-vin Costner
Kehhh-vin Costner
Kevincostner
Kevincostner
Ke-vi-ihn Cost-NER!
I'm going to be so ticked if they change that.  So ticked.


Indiana Jones 5
Well, I'm torn on this one.  On one hand, I'd love for there to be this totally kickass 5th movie that would make everyone forget the 4th one even existed.  And I love Indy merchandise, so bring it on.  BUT... maybe they should just stop, because... yeah, really, they should just stop.


Tiger Eyes
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1748260/
Dude, I knew they were going to make this some time, but I had no idea it was already DONE!  HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!  I'm so excited. I wish I knew when it was coming out.  AUGH! *dies*


Harry Potter 7b (aka Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II)
Must find out how it ends, of course.
Will, or will not, Daniel Radcliffe don a mustache and play his "older self"? I MUST KNOW.
But then it will all be over and I will be sad.



And... I think that may be all.  For now.