Sunday, July 17, 2022

Book Review: Baby-Sitters Club Super Special #8: Baby-Sitters At Shadow Lake

"Campfires, ghost stories -- summer vacations are the best!" 

They ought to know -- this is their 28th one.

Super Special #8: Baby-Sitters at Shadow Lake is one of those books I know I read around the time it came out, but it wasn't one I went back to more than once or twice. Before rereading it for this review, the only things I remembered about it were:

1) That there were several chapters dealing with Karen's friends and David Michael's friends. They had a playhouse that they fought over, and 

2) That there was a dance at some point. 

Everything else was a blur, and after finishing the book, I'm hardly surprised. Those are two of the main things that happen. See also: there might be a lake monster, there might be a ghost, and, ugh... BOY DRAMA.

Reading this so soon after Super Special #3: Baby-Sitters' Winter Vacation was interesting because this book has quite a few similarities TO SS#3, starting with the fact that the girls are staying in a cabin with dormitory-like bedrooms.

Another similarity: Babysitting on vacation. At the end of my review for SS#3, I wrote: "Props for being the last Super Special (as far as I know) where everyone babysits."

I spoke too soon. Every last person in the core seven babysits in Baby-Sitters At Shadow Lake. 

So this one starts out with Watson (Kristy's stepdad) getting a letter from a relative we've never heard of. They own a cabin on Shadow Lake and are nearing their impending doom. They want to know if Watson would like them to leave him the cabin in their will. After all, Watson spent many summers of his boyhood at the lake. The elders concede that this cabin might be a burden to Watson, what with future repairs and decisions that might need to be made. (Taxes are not mentioned, but so they never are.)

The second Kristy hears about this cabin, she launches an overzealous campaign to convince Watson to take it. Thinks Kristy: I was positive Shadow Lake was a wonderful place. So I decided to keep a diary of our trip. After the trip, I would give the diary to Watson to remind him of our fabulous vacation. And of how much we loved the cabin.

Uh-huh. I gueeeess Should Rich Person Take On Another Rich Person Thing, For The Benefit Of 13-Year-Old? is... a plot.

So Watson's like, okay, let's go there for two weeks and check the place out! Great idea! Now Kristy's family and friends are all going to the lake for two weeks during the summer. 

There's the main family: Mom, Watson, Nannie, Charlie (17), Sam (15), Kristy (13), David Michael (7.5), Karen (7), Andrew (4), and Emily (2.5).

Karen has invited her two best friends, Hannie and Nancy.

David Michael has invited his two best friends, Linny and Nicky. But unlike Karen, Hannie, and Nancy, the three of them are not friends. Tensions will therefore ensue.

Kristy, of course, invites everyone in the BSC. How did I get away with [inviting six friends]? Well, my friends and I offered to baby-sit free of charge for the little kids, all eight of them, during the vacation. And Mom and Watson took us up on the offer. They know my friends and I are good sitters. After all, we run a business called the Baby-Sitters Club.

If that last paragraph sounds like it was written for a very young, clueless person who has accidentally picked up this book without having read any of the others BSC books, well... that's basically the tone this book seems to be going for, and there's plenty more where that came from.

Kristy tells us that Charlie and Sam weren't interested in asking friends [to go along]. They just wanted to "scope out the chicks at the lake" -- in Charlie's words. And concentrate on water sports.

Probably for the best, since the only friend I recall either Sam or Charlie ever having was this guy...

The BSCers (who are still in Stoneybrook at this point) are having a club meeting, and Kristy explains to the reader who everybody is. We get a pretty rad Claudia Outfit: A pink tank top over a white tank top and a pair of neon pink-and-black bicycle shorts. Also, she was wearing three pairs of flop socks, arranged so that her ankles looked like multicolored ice cream cones. Her sneakers were Day-Glo yellow. Stacey's ensemble is pretty cool too: Black leggings, a long black T-shirt with brilliant starfish swooping across the front, black flop socks, and high tops. Oh, the early 90s... bless you.

We are reminded that Mary Anne is quiet and shy, Stacey has diabetes, and Mallory is white and Jessi is black. Then Kristy goes full cringe by telling us skin color doesn't matter to my friends and me. If someone was purple and a friendly and good sitter, we would probably like her, and maybe ask her to take on baby-sitting jobs sometimes. Oh, Kristy. Please, no.

We also have Kristy using the term FYI, and also telling us what FYI means, only to never have it appear in the book again. Ugh. Kristy, please pass this book to the next baby-sitter and go take a nap.

Oh, but first: Dawn wants to find a mystery up at Shadow Lake. 

The day of departure arrives. Everyone meets at Kristy's house, and they work at trying to stuff twenty people, everyone's luggage, and a cat and a dog into three vehicles. Meanwhile, Kristy's brother Sam is annoying Stacey. We hear him tell her she looks "ravishing this morning, dahling, simply ravishing." Stacey clearly doesn't appreciate the remark, and tells her friends that Sam has been "bugging me ever since I got here."

And THIS is when I suddenly remembered that Stacey and Sam are "together" by the next Super Special (#9: Starring the Baby-Sitters Club) which means... oh no. They're going to get together in this book, aren't they? 

So everyone arrives at Shadow Lake and checks out the cabin, and it's actually quite nice. They all explore the one-story house, have a brief argument over who gets which dormitory-style room (there are two, and they are identical, but of course there has to be some boys vs. girls squabbling.) 

Then Jessi goes outside and spots a cute guy swimming in the lake. 

Jessi has immediate guilt about looking at this guy, because of Quint, the boy she met in SS#6 and who visited in SS#7 and who kissed her that one time. 

The next morning at breakfast, Sam continues to try to get Stacey's attention. I know this book uses the word "pestering," but what Sam is doing is straight-up harassment. Stacey tells us: At breakfast, Sam sat next to me and kept tweaking the ends of my permed hair. Tweak, tweak, tweak.

Oh. My. Lord.

Screw you, Sam. Can we please bring back Pierre? 

Stacey is two seconds away from yelling at Sam, but she's sidetracked by Kristy, who has baby-sitting assignments. Apparently Kristy had been working out some system in which all the younger kids would be cared for at the lake, yet us BSC members would still have several days off apiece.

And for what it's worth, the rest of the vacation usually has one baby-sitter watching Karen, Hannie, and Nancy, one watching David Michael, Nicky, and Linny, and another watching Andrew and Emily. And no one is getting paid, remember. It's free labor just so, like, every third day, a BSCer can enjoy the lake in relative peace.

Stacey doesn't have kids to watch that day, though, so she changes into her bathing suit and goes to sit by the lake. Sam follows her, does a wolf whistle, says "hey, good-lookin'," prompts Stacey to LEAVE, and doesn't seem to think anything of it, except probably, "Aw shucks, why won't she marry me?"

Meanwhile, Mary Anne has been watching Karen & friends, and when she's distracted, they go missing.

 They're quickly found -- they've been playing in the woods, where we eventually learn they've found some kind of building or shed or something, which they decide to clean up and turn into a playhouse where no boys are allowed.

Dawn is thrilled to learn that there IS some kind of mystery at the lake. She's heard whispers about it here and there, and is dying to learn more. Also... there might be a lake monster?

In a touching moment of self-discovery, Dawn learns she was the real lake monster all along.


Mallory, meanwhile, has a bug problem. 

The mosquitoes and flies and everything insect-y are attacking her, and she can get no relief. The bugs don't seem to be affecting anyone but Mallory. Is this supposed to be some foreshadowing for Mallory's mono diagnosis later on? Get Well Soon, Mallory is still a year off, publication-wise, but in BSC time, that's like a week and a half... so maybe they were hinting at it?

Because the other explanation is just that they wanted an excuse to be like, "Mallory is too sensitive and we should make fun of her for it." And they do. Oh, but they do.

Speaking of giving grief, there's a weird exchange at the lake where Stacey gets side-eye for saying "yo," a perfectly common phrase in 1992, though maybe not in Connecticut?

"Yo!" shouted Stacey. "Look out there! In the middle of the lake."

"Yo?" repeated Mal.

"She's from New York," [Mary Anne] heard Kristy say to Mal, who nodded knowingly.

Stacey sees something out in the lake and Dawn thinks it's the lake monster she's heard people talking about. Is it? Isn't it? Who can say? WHO CARES?

There may or may not be a lake monster, but there IS an island in the middle of the lake. Kristy finds a tiny motorboat and gets all excited about learning to drive it. She also suggests taking the boat out to the island for a picnic. Does this ignite Dawn's or Claudia's possible PTSD from the harrowing events in SS#4? Why, not at all! It's as if that never happened!

In Kristy's next chapter, she spends half a page talking about bikinis, who should wear them (no one over 30), and what goes in them.

Speaking of Kristy, remember the diary she's keeping? The one she's going to show to Watson, to prove to him how awesome Shadow Lake is? She's asked everyone else to contribute, too. And she's just a wee bit annoying about it....


The girls eat dinner at the lodge restaurant one night, by themselves, so they can feel independent. Only Stacey knows how to handle waiters.

Kristy wants to put up a babysitter notice on the lodge's bulletin board, but the other girls talk her out of it. THANK YOU.

Claudia learns there's going to be a boat show that weekend, and wants to dress up the boat that Kristy found. What's a boat show? It's where people decorate their boats like floats in a parade and then they sail around the lake and everyone comes to see and some judges vote on the best float and stuff."

You guys. How can I explain to you that this might not be the best idea?

Oh, I know...


The girls also learn that there's going to be a DANCE at the lodge on their last night there! Oooh, a surprise dance! Should that be a Super Special trope going forward? Because this is at least the third time that's happened.

Jessi is still having an inner crisis. She’s attracted to the cute guy, Daniel, but she's also bethrothed to Quint. Or at least she makes it sound like she is. But it turns out Jessi and Daniel have little in common. He doesn't even like to read -- how positively primeval! Even so, Daniel asks Jessi to the upcoming dance.

Mallory continues to suffer from The Bugs, but she's created a bug-resistant ensemble which includes a safari hat and netting. The other girls make fun of her for it. Even Stacey, who, considering the medical woes she's been through -- and especially those she went through in SS#2, you would think MIGHT be sympathetic to her. Nope! Mallory is just a big loser, everyone!

David Michael gets a chapter, and we learn that he and his friends have found Karen & co's playhouse. They want it for a fort, but the girls won't budge, so the boys decide to build their own fort. There's a whole bet thing that goes on about who'll have the best home base by the end of next week, and it is super boring.

Claudia is still thinking about the boat show. She brainstorms ideas with Andrew while babysitting him and Emily, but comes to no conclusions.

Then we get a Sam chapter. It's pretty painful. We learn that Sam hopes to start shaving soon, and that sometimes he wears a little cologne. 

At breakfast, we see him fling a cheerio at Stacey, and it lands on her toast. Stacey's reaction: "Gross, Sam! Would you cut that out? What a pest!" Do NONE of the adults notice what's going on? Anyone want to advocate for Stacey? Anyone want to pull Sam aside? No?

Sam then tells us that he likes Stacey, and why. What's not to like about Stacey? First of all, she seems older than she is. Hard to believe she and Kristy are the same age. Second, Stacey is gorgeous, but that isn't why I like her. I know plenty of gorgeous girls I don't like like -- because of what's inside. Stacey's beautiful smile and great hair are just icing on the cake. (Her clothes are decorations on the icing, I guess.) No, there's something about Stacey's spirit or whatever. It appeals to me, even when she's calling me a pest or rolling her eyes or actually running away from me, like she did yesterday.

There's something about Stacey's SPIRIT OR WHATEVER. It appeals to him.

I get it now. 

Just kidding -- no, I don't.

Charlie finally comes along and gives Sam some sensible advice (basically "stop throwing Cheerios at her and just talk to her") and thank goodness for Charlie being the ONE rational semi-adult in this entire establishment. Though at this point I hope Stacey just files a restraining order against Sam and takes the first bus back to Stoneybrook.

Sam does try talking seriously to Stacey, but she has a hard time believing he's sincere.

Dawn learns more about Shadow Lake's mystery from an old guy at the lodge. (Another similarity to #SS3, only it was Mary Anne doing the mystery-investigating in that one.) Apparently there was once a rich family, the Bayards, who lived on the island in the middle of Shadow Lake. One day, they all vanished without a trace. Oh yes, and the Bayard daughter was once engaged to this old guy.

The day of the boat show approaches, and Claudia decides to decorate their little boat like "The Lake Monster." The boat parade goes well and they win a "spirit" ribbon. 

The girls decide to have a sleepover on "Shadow Island." Mal brings all her bug-repellent equipment. Dawn is afraid to go (because of monsters and ghosts and what have you) but doesn't want to be left out. 

They all ride over into two boats (Sam pilots one, then leaves.) Nobody wears life jackets.

On the island, the girls discover the charred remains of the house that used to belong to the Bayards. Apparently their house burned down at some point after they disappeared.

(I just have to stop and say: there are a lot of parentheses in this book. (For example, on page 172 Dawn mentions that she ate some watermelon, then remarks that her younger brother used to call the fruit "waterlemon.") (Dawn.) (Seriously.) (No.) (One.) (Cares.))

The girls eat s'mores and discuss what could have happened to the Bayards. Mallory earnestly suggests alien abductions. 

During the night someone wakes up and thinks she's seen a ghost. The girls then all wake up and freak out.

Dawn: Pandemonium. In three seconds, the seven of us were wide awake and scrambling out of sleeping bags.

"I want to go back!" cried Mary Anne. 

"I'm coming with you," added Jessi.

"You guys, it's two o'clock in the morning!" said Kristy. "I can't take us across the lake now. It wouldn't be safe."

Kristy then points out that even if they could safely travel across the lake at night, the boat only holds four people. "So who's going to stay behind?"

In answer, everyone except Kristy made a dash for the boat. 

When that plan fizzles out, they sheepishly get back in their sleeping bags. 

The next morning, Dawn walks around the island by herself and finds a locket near the burnt house's remains. 

She swears it wasn't there last night, so it must be a gift from the ghostly Annie Bayard! She ends up giving it to the old guy at the lodge.

Back on the mainland, Nicky, Linny, and David Michael are working on their fort when they lose Shannon, the family puppy. They organize search parties to find her. Then they immediately find her. But the search brings Linny and Nicky closer together or something idk.

The day of the dance arrives. It's supposed to be a casual occasion, but since Karen & co. don't know that, they get all dressed up and douse themselves in hideous perfume. 

Claudia and Stacey devise a plan in case Stacey needs to be rescued from Sam at the dance.

The whole group arrives at the lodge's ballroom. It's adorned with balloons and paper decorations.

Sam asks Stacey to dance. She says yes, and a slow song immediately comes on. So they slow dance. And apparently, Stacey's heart melts and her sensibility declines because she rests her head on Sam's shoulder and tells us: We drifted through the rest of the evening together. Has Sam liked me this way all along? I wondered. Have I liked him? Even without conversation, I knew the answer to both questions. Yes.

Sam's cologne is actually love potion, isn't it? It's infused with pheromones. This is all chemical. I see no other explanation.

Meanwhile, Jessi approaches the dance with trepidation because she needs to let Daniel down gently. The two of them have been hanging out a lot that week. She even gave him dance lessons. But now, she needs to tell him that her heart beats only for Quint.

She rehearses a speech: "Daniel, I want you to know I've really enjoyed our time together here at Shadow Lake. The last week and a half have been a lot fun. But I've decided that Quint, the other man in my life, means more to me than I'd realized. Daniel, I don't want to hurt you, but I just can't be your girlfriend. I hope you aren't too upset."

When they get to the ballroom, Daniel finds Jessi and tells her, "You look lovely tonight." 

"I do?"

"Yeah, you look gorgeous," said Daniel lightly.

So they begin to dance, and there's a band there that's playing oldies but goodies. Real oldies, says Jessi. They started off with "Chains Of Love." Ha! Not a callback to Chains Of Love! I don't even know if Ann M. Martin wrote this particular book, but she definitely had some influence on it and had to get some 1950s references in there.

When the time comes to actually make the speech to Daniel, Jessi doesn't even get through the whole thing before Daniel says, "Um, Jessi, I like you too, but I never meant for you to think I wanted to be your boyfriend. I just wanted to be your friend. I have a girlfriend back in Boston. Her name is Carol."

Then Jessi feels totally embarrassed, even though -- come on. Jessi has told us that she's mentioned Quint to Daniel before. But Daniel never mentioned Carol? Not once? And he told Jessi she looked lovely and gorgeous. And during a slow number, Daniel put his arms around Jessi, and it's just like... what was your endgame here, dude? To mislead her or just to embarrass her? Or were you that clueless?

Poor Jessi.

The dance comes to an end, and the next day, everyone must leave for home. They're all super sad about it. But when they get back, Kristy takes everyone's notes and diary entries from the past week (only the positive stuff is allowed!), puts a book together for Watson, presents it to him, and after reading it, Watson is convinced to accept the offer -- yes, he WILL take possession the cabin when his relatives finally go to that big Shadow Lake in the Sky.

Ugh. I hate that Kristy wins this one. There is nothing satisfying about watching her manipulate everyone's diary entries throughout the book and then ultimately get her way. Then again, Watson must have liked the cabin/lake, too, or he wouldn't have agreed to do it. 

I can't remember if the Thomas/Brewers ever go to the cabin in the series again.

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 So that's it for this book! Let's take a look at our trusty Super Special tropes checklist...

☑Will someone make an unusual friend who is then never heard from again? Yes! Jessi and Daniel; Dawn and the old guy at the lodge (they even exchange addresses!)

☑Will one of the baby-sitters fall in LUV? Ugh, yes, Stacey and Sam -- if you can call it that.

☑Will at least one baby-sitter who is supposed to be on vacation/sans children be put in a position where they must care for children anyway? YEP, ALL OF THEM! Okay, at least in this one they go into it knowingly. I still hate it, though.

🗹Will someone have a near-death experience? No, though there are a few "scares" where people or animals get lost for five minutes and/or mayyybe there are monsters and/or mayyybe there are ghosts?

☑Will someone act like a major jerk, even though they're normally pretty pleasant? Sam. Sam, Sam, Sam. Besides that, though, this book seems to lean less on "jerkiness" more heavily on "people acting kooky": Dawn with her lake monster/mystery fixation, Mallory with her seemingly over-the-top bug-repelling tactics, Kristy with her obsession with Watson agreeing to take the cabin.

🗹Will the airplane seats have two seats, then five seats, then two more? Sadly, no airplanes.

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Thoughts on this cover...


Well, at least you can tell who's who. A few nitpicks: Kristy and Claudia appear to be sitting about the same distance from the camera/POV, but Kristy looks much bigger than Claudia. Actually, everyone looks bigger than Claudia. WHY IS CLAUDIA TINY? Also, the shadows seem... off. Like, the shadow next to Claudia's boots. What light source is casting that shadow? On the positive side, it's nice that the cover depicts a scene from the book (sort of -- I don't recall Mary Anne trying to scare Stacey, and Mallory is not wearing her bug-repellent clothing, but I'll give that a pass.)

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RATING!

On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being a rousing Baby-Sitters Club adventure, and 1 being a book I'd send straight to Goodwill, I give Baby-Sitters At Shadow Lake a 2.1.

Positives:

*Well-done interior illustrations.

*An intriguing mystery is presented... even though it never gets solved. 

*A few good Emily Michelle scenes.

*Mary Anne didn't appear to miss Logan at all. That's some progress!

Negatives:

*Clunky writing; it feels like a first draft. The author (I assume it's a ghostwriter) can't seem to decide whether or not to use contractions in dialogue, and they go overboard on the parentheses.

*Effing Karen chapters.

*Weird call-backs to previous books ("Chains Of Love," baby!) -- and yet apparent amnesia about other previous plots. You would think if two of your friends had a boat-related disaster less than a year prior, they might be nervous about traveling to islands via boats? Or you'd think someone might remember the baby parade fiasco and, ya know, think twice about entering a parade? But no.

*Not enough Nannie or BooBoo. Why did they even come to the lake?

*Sam is the worst, and he gets together with Stacey anyway.

*For a bunch of girls who run a successful business, and are usually known for being cool-headed, they run around screaming here. A lot.

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So it's official: I've now reviewed all of the first ten BSC Super Specials! It only took me a little over ten years to do it.

This one's the worst of the bunch.

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For more BSC Super Specials check out:







Super Special #7: Snowbound (My rating: 8.1)


Saturday, July 9, 2022

Book Review: Baby-Sitters Club Super Special #3: Baby-Sitters' Winter Vacation


The BSC calendar has circled back to winter again, which means it's time for the annual WINTER CARNIVAL up in Vermont! Why have they never mentioned the Winter Carnival before? Because the author just thought of it, of course! But the baby-sitters totally went last year. They go every year. Their whole SCHOOL goes every year. Teachers, too! MADNESS.

Every Super Special is bookended by one of the baby-sitters, and this time it's Mary Anne who gets the job. She gives us the setup: A wealthy couple, Mr. and Mrs. George, own a humongous ski lodge, and they invite schools and groups to spend a week there. They always invite Stoneybrook Middle School for some reason... and everyone's cool with sending their kids to the mountains for a week every winter. Ah, but there's sad news: Logan, Mary Anne's boyfriend, can't go on the trip... his family is going to be vacationing in Aruba that week. So it's just the seven Core Sitters for this one.

We also learn that besides spending a week at the lodge and doing fun wintery stuff, Stoneybrook Middle School also puts on something called a Winter War every year. There are five events, pitting one half of the school (the randomly-assigned "red team") against the other (the "blue team"). Whichever team wins the most events gets bragging rights. And a pizza coupon.

Enter Kristy. Super-competitive Kristy. She has somehow been granted the right to be in charge of the entire Winter War... scheduling, keeping track of scores, etc.  And she's also the captain of her team. Meaning she's biased. But also in charge. This... is not going to end well.

Another strange thing we learn early on -- Claudia has volunteered to judge one of the events, the snow sculpture contest. As a member of the red team, she's not an impartial judge. But she's doing this to get extra credit in school. 

"I'm wondering if I made a mistake," Claudia says to Stacey at one point. "By agreeing to judge the snow sculpture contest instead of enter it. I really want to make a snow sculpture, but if I did, I couldn't be the judge. It'll be hard enough trying to judge without being partial to the red team."

"I think you made the right choice," Stacey replies. "The teachers really need you to be the judge." Stacey then adds to herself: What I didn't say was that Claudia really needed the extra credit she'd earn. 

This extra credit thing baffles me. Wow, you did a really good job judging those snow sculptures, Claudia! You get 10 extra points in every class! That might just help you pull a C-minus in math this semester! Thank goodness for your snow-judging skills.

Why not ask literally anyone else at the lodge to judge the contest? They could go in and get the cook and be like, "Hey, Sir, please put on a scarf and boots and get out here pick your favorite, would ya?" 

But no. It's a kid who has to do it. And you KNOW this is going to cause drama.

I can't decide if the Stoneybrook Middle School staff are just clueless/careless, or if they're the masterminds behind a carefully-organized social experiment.

Perhaps that remains to be seen.

So we get to the lodge and the girls are shown to their dorms. Panic ensues on Jessi and Mallory's end when they realize they will be separated from their eighth-grade friends. But as soon as the older girls get settled (there's drama about who is "bunkies" with who, and horrified faces as Kristy is forced to bunk with Claudia's spacey, artsy friend, Ashley Wyeth -- oh no!), they go back to the 6th grade dorms to retrieve Mallory and Jessi. Then the older girls give the younger girls a tour of the lodge. Claudia introduces them to all the vending machines.

They have just reached the common room, the main hub of the lodge, when... OH NO! The front door to the lodge burst open, blowing snow onto the carpet, and two nearly frozen people, a man and a woman, staggered inside. The man immediately collapsed on the ground.

"Oh, my lord!" cried Claudia.

Hotel workers rush to help. Questions are asked. Finally, the woman said, "You've got to help us. Please. We had an accident about two miles down the road. Our bus overturned."

We then learn that these are two teachers from Conway Cove Elementary. They're chaperoning sixteen kids who are supposed to spend a week at the lodge. The kids are still back on the overturned bus, along with the injured bus driver.

Ambulances and rescue workers are called. Mrs. George says she and her husband will take an old bus they have and go pick up the kids. Who would like to volunteer to go with them? 

Before anyone could answer, [Kristy] stepped forward and opened [her] big mouth. "We'll go... the Baby-Sitters Club will go."

So the seven BSCers, along with Mr. and Mrs. George and three SMS teachers, go off to rescue the children.

A quick note: this book serves as a bridge between Super Special #2: Baby-Sitters Summer Vacation (in which Dawn and her cabinmates get lost in the woods) and Super Special #4: Baby-Sitters Island Adventure (in which Dawn, Claudia, and four children get stranded on a deserted island). Here, we have not one, but TWO bus accidents. First there's a minor off-road skid during the Stoneybrook kids' bus trip to the lodge. And now this elementary bus has overturned.

So when the BSCers get to the scene of the accident, each of the girls pulls aside 2 or 3 little kids and calms them down. They all get back on the Georges' bus. Then, when everyone's safe and sound back at the lodge, the question arises about what to do with the kids, because their bus driver has a broken leg, the female teacher has a broken arm, and the male teacher has cracked ribs. They have officially entered the "useless adult" state that we have seen oh, so many Stoneybrook adults fall into.

The BSCers, ever heroic, offer to bunk with the little kids.They also agree to include the kids in their activities throughout the week. Mrs. George is touched, and offers to pay them for their services. Kristy speaks for all of them when she says: "That's okay. We don't need to be paid. We're still going to have a great time here. Besides, every year, you and Mr. George let our whole school come visit and I know we never pay you enough for it. The least we can do is help out some of the other kids you're giving a treat to."

Thinks Claudia, who's narrating this chapter: Well, Kristy should know better than to say something like that to an adult. Of course Mrs. George began to cry because she was so touched. Us BSC members decided it was time to hightail it out of there. (LOL.)

So the BSC ladies move out of their other dorms (leaving Ashley Wyeth with a bunk to herself, bless her) and into a tinier dorm with all the Conway Cove kids. And I suddenly see why Ann M. Martin had to ship Logan off to Aruba for this book. As an associate BSC member, Logan wouldn't have been able to NOT help with the kids. But he couldn't share their dorm, because scandalousness, so... better send him 2,000 miles away instead.

One important thing to note is that one of the Conway Cove kids, Pinky, hurt her foot in the bus accident, so she's going to have to take it easy for a day or two.

The first full day at the lodge, Mary Anne starts working on her volunteer, extra-credit-for-school "job," which is Trip Historian. She's supposed to do a report on Leicester Lodge and the town it resides in. She heads to the lodge's library, reads a few books, and discovers there might be a ghost haunting the lodge. But also, she misses Logan, and instead of actually writing about the lodge, she writes Logan mushy letters. 

Remember in Super Special #2 when Mary Anne wrote a sappy letter for Logan as a farce? And her cabinmates discovered it and it actually ended up delivered to Logan? Now she's writing them for real.

For your consideration:

My Dearest Logan,

You can't possibly know how much I miss you. My thoughts are with you and only you every second of every day. During the night, you fill my dreams. I cannot bear to be apart from you.

By the time the letter ends, it's 6 pages long. Page 6 is all Xs and Os.

She also keeps fantasizing about Logan being in Aruba with hot girls that aren't Mary Anne.

Mary Anne isn't the only one having terrible thoughts in this book. In the next chapter, we learn that Jessi has talked herself out of trying any winter sports because of what might possibly happen. I can't go skiing. I'm a dancer. I could break my arm or a leg. Come to think of it, I couldn't very well go skating. What if I broke an ankle? Suddenly even the snowball fight didn't seem too safe. Suppose I got frostbitten and had to have my toes removed. I couldn't dance without my toes. I need them for balance.

Jessi needs her toes, guys. Don't argue.

Looking for any excuse to not go outside and therefore lose her limbs, Jessi volunteers to stay indoors and watch Pinky, the girl who hurt her ankle. Jessi tries asking Pinky questions, but Pinky's in a bad mood and is rude to Jessi.

Jessi is suddenly reminded of her racist neighbors back in Stoneybrook. Pinky is acting rude, just like the racists. Hmmm. Jessi tries playing board games with Pinky, but the child is so unpleasant that eventually Jessi just goes and gets a book for Pinky to read and leaves her alone.

Stacey gets the next chapter. First she helps gets a bunch of the Conway Cove kids dressed and ready for a ski lesson. 

Then she hands the kids over to a teacher and goes out on the ski slopes, where she meets a boy of French origins named Pierre. 

In her notes for Mary Anne (oh, did I mention Mary Anne is writing a book for Logan about their adventures at the lodge?) Stacey writes: Pierre has these deep brown eyes that twinkle. I mean, they're really sparkly. And his voice is starting to change, which is so cool...

Voice changing = dibbly fresh.

After a day of skiing with him, Stacey decides Pierre was the nicest, the most fun, and -- if things went my way -- probably my first meaningful crush. Any past crushes suddenly didn't count.

And just like that, Scott, the middle-aged lifeguard from Book #8, is Eternally Sunshined out of Stacey's brain. And good riddance, I say!

On Wednesday, Mrs. and Mrs. George announce that they're hosting a dance on Friday evening. Mallory hears the news and proceeds to freak out. Thinks she: I'm afraid of dancing and of boys. See, I don't know how to dance. And I hardly ever spend time with boys except my brothers and boys that I baby-sit for, and they don't count. Not in the Game Of Boys.

Hey, guess what, Mal? You don't have to go to the dance! (She... doesn't have to go... does she?)

Meanwhile, Mal has brought her journal to the lodge, and just like she did in Super Special #1, she's spying on people/making observations and writing them down. This will help her be a writer someday, she thinks.

Her observations include:

*Mary Anne is constantly writing mushy notes to and about Logan.

*The cook is sprinkling something mysterious in the soup. Is he trying to poison everyone?

*Pinky doesn't seem to get along well with the other kids.

*Mallory saw Stacey and Pierre kissing. (Well that relationship is moving along quickly.)

Boy, thinks Mallory, was my journal ever juicy.... If my little brothers or sisters ever found this, they would read things that are far too mature for them.

Dawn gets the next chapter, and she is in a state of shame and woe. She participates in the Winter War ice skating competition, and falls down. Then some seventh graders laugh at her. Then she falls again and drops the baton during the relay race. More jeers.

After this she joins in the "practice snowball fight," but classmate/doofus Alan Gray is a total jerk to her, so she decides to go skiing... then she falls trying to get on the ski lift. When she gets laughed at again, she gives up on outdoor activities entirely.

Back at the lodge, Dawn encounters Mary Anne, and begins to pour her heart out about all her misadventures. But when she's through talking, Mary Anne says: "Do you have any idea how far Aruba is from Hookset Crossing?" Dang girl's thinking about Logan again.

Dawn loses it. Then Mary Anne loses it. Then they fire each other as bunkmates. Dawn goes up to their dorm and removes her things from the bunkbed she's been sharing with Mary Anne and places them on the bunk below Pinky's.

Mary Anne, meanwhile, has "problems" of her own. For one thing, in case you weren't aware, she misses Logan. We're still a dozen+ books away from the BSC book actually titled "Mary Anne Misses Logan," but it'll come. Mary Anne also isn't getting much done on her historical report. She decides to interview some of the lodge's staff members. She starts with Marie, the head housekeeper, who has droopy earlobes and claims to have worked at the lodge "since nineteen-thirty." Mary Anne then pursues the head cook, who, she realizes, is missing a tooth. This irks Mary Anne, who is a firm believer in dentures. Mary Anne is utterly brutal, I've gotta say. Also nobody wants to talk about the alleged lodge ghost. What gives?

Kristy's chapter is up next, and while you might think she has enough to do with A) Participating in the Winter War, B) Heading up her team, C) Organizing the entire Winter War, and D) Helping out with the little kids, she apparently also has time to 1) Antagonize Claudia and 2) Organize a snowman-building contest for the Conway Cove kids!

The kids build all kinds of sculptures and have a lot of fun. Claudia judges this contest, and in the end gives every participant a prize -- she snaps their photo with her Polaroid camera and creates a display for the Lodge's common room. The kids love it. Thinks Kristy: I had to hand it to Claud. For someone who thinks she isn't smart, she sure comes up with good ideas. 

A fine concession, Kristy!

But then comes the afternoon snow sculpture contest, the one the middle schoolers are doing. Claudia is once again the judge, and in the end she manages to piss off a lot of people. WHO WOULDA THOUGHT? Jessi & Mallory are annoyed that their ballet shoe sculpture didn't win. Ashley Wyeth, who is arguably the best artist in school, is miffed she didn't win. And while Kristy doesn't seem to think the sculpture she, Dawn, and Stacey scraped together, is anything much -- the fact that Claudia chose someone from her own team as the winner -- well, that sucks.

Yeah. It sucks that Claudia was put in that position. Your whole Winter War system sucks, Stoneybrook Middle School! FIX IT!

So then Claudia and Kristy both go take some skiing lessons to get even better at their craft. Kristy tries to mess with Claudia while they're going down the hills. 

But Claudia has more important things on her mind -- her ski instructor is HOT. And he has an accent! And he tells her she's great! So clearly, he has a crush on her. His name is Guy. Note: this is the third Super Special, and also the third one in which Claudia has had a romantic interest. She had an admirer in #1 who turned out to be Timothy, and in #2 she had a love connection with Will at camp. She's also going to have a guy in #5. After #5, though, I feel like Claudia's Super Special Love Connections kind of cool off.

Jessi, in her chapter, has something really thoughtful to say about Kristy (as she watches her being super bossy while running the snow sculpture contest) and about friendship in general: One thing I've learned is that everybody, even the people you like best in the world, have faults, or do things that bug you. If you want to remain friends with those people, then you choose to overlook their faults. I overlook Kristy's bossiness and love of rules. After all, she let me into her club at a time when a lot of people in Stoneybrook didn't like our family.

Jessi is heading up the talent show (oh yeah, there's a talent show) and the auditions are that afternoon. (The show is set for the next evening.) Jessi watches a bunch of auditions, then has to crush a few dreams. But even the kids that don't get to put on their own act can still be in the show -- Jessi has written a skit AND a dance number for them!

I just have to say, if Jessi's getting the same amount of "extra credit" as Mary Anne OR Claudia, and not tons more, I'm heading to Connecticut to lodge a formal complaint.

The auditions crack me up, though. Nearly every potential act rings of old-timey entertainment. Alan Gray and his friend want to do a vaudeville act. A girl tap-dances to Singin' In The Rain, and trio of girls impersonate the Andrews Sisters. Even Jessi is guilty of it -- the group dance number she's prepared is to a fifties song that I like a lot called "Chains Of Love." Go have yourself a listen to THAT song and tell me you think it'll bring down the house lodge.

The Conway Cove kids want to be in the talent show, too. It's agreed that they'll do a skit where they pretend to be their teachers. (I swear there's a BSC book later on where the middle-schoolers do this, but oh well.) Only Pinky thinks it's a bad idea, and gives Jessi a narrowed-eyed look. Jessi mentions to Mallory that she thinks Pinky is prejudiced. Mal says, "I really don't think that's the problem this time." But Jessi isn't hearing it.

Dawn and Mary Anne are still at odds because of their fight from the day before, and they keep making snippity remarks at each other. Claudia implores them to cool it in front of the kids.

Later, Dawn walks into a restroom and finds Pinky in there, crying. 

Dawn and Pinky have a heart to heart and it comes to light that both of them are experiencing homesickness, and they're both finding it awkward to be away from home WITH a bunch of kids that they know, who might hold them accountable for their mood/actions when they go back to school. 

Dawn then apologizes to Mary Anne, which... okay. Yay they're friends again.

Mary Anne continues to mope over Logan. She also continues to NOT work on her Leicester Lodge history report, but rather writes a skit for the Conway Cove kids to do at the talent show (Jessi super-sweetly, but politely, rejects it.) Then Mary Anne hears her name being paged. She has a long-distance phone call! And it's from Logan! They tie up the lodge's landline for who-knows-how-long, and by the end of it, Mary Anne feels a lot better.

We learn that a big snowstorm is headed toward the lodge. Mallory hopes they can all be evacuated and, therefore, get to skip the Friday night dance. We also learn that Mal's "spying" isn't going so well. At one point she was watching Stacey and Pierre kiss in the library, and they caught her spying! Eek! 

She tells us: I thought that maybe if I stood outside and peeked at them through the crack in the door, I could find out just what goes on when a boy and girl kiss. (I've been dying to know.) 

Poor Mallory. And here I thought the Pikes owned a TV.

After dinner that evening, everyone gathers for hot cocoa and ghost stories. The first two stories that are told -- and relayed in this book -- don't even feature ghosts, but during one of them, the power goes out for real at the lodge and everyone screams. Afterwards, everyone heads to the grand ballroom for the talent show. Jessi is especially nervous -- not only does she want the event she's organized to go well, but she's planning on doing a ballet routine. In front of the whole school. What will the other kids think?!

The show begins, and we learn that the Stoneybrook Middle School teachers do an act that's a 7-minute medley of 1950s hits. Because of course it is. But they change some of the lyrics to be about school-related things. Cute. They get a big round of applause.

Jessi's dance number goes well, and she also gets a huge round of applause. Thinks she: I felt as if I had finally, really been accepted at Stoneybrook Middle School.  

Later, Jessi has a heart-to-heart with Pinky in the bathrooms. (This is the second time in the book that a BSC member has had a talk with Pinky in the bathrooms. Apparently Pinky cries in there a  lot.

Pinky apologizes for being a jerk that week. Also, Jessi realizes that Pinky has been awful to everyone, not just to her. She had thought Pinky was prejudiced, but it turns out that wasn't Pinky's problem. Does that mean Jessi has become prejudiced? Oh no! Jessi plans to have a talk with her parents when she gets home. 

On Friday, the middle schoolers turn out for the Winter War downhill and cross-country skiing competitions. Claudia has had a private lesson with Guy (the hot guy) and ends up beating Kristy in their division. But in the other divisions, Kristy's team does better. Now the Winter War is tied, two-to-two, with only one event to go. Kristy is being an absolute monster with her competitiveness. But Claudia couldn't care less, because... well... Guy touched her arm. 

But then reality hits. Guy shows up at lunch with his wife and two kids! He wants to introduce his family to "zee wonderful skier I woz telling you about." Guy is MARRIED? Claudia is crushed. 

Kristy, desperate for her team to win the Winter War, is trying to recruit more people to join in the cross-country skiing competition. She manages to convince people (including a kid named Jay), who have never or rarely skied, before to sign up. During the competition, Jay falls and breaks his ankle. The other team wins.

 Kristy feels terrible. Later, she and Mary Anne have a conversation in which Kristy muses that she's not this competitive with her kids' softball team, so why is she so competitive about the Winter War? 

Friday night arrives, and it's time for the dance. To Mallory's chagrin, it's happening after all. She had wished that the lodge would burn down, but fate had other plans. She shares her fears about dancing with Jessi, who is kind of enough to show her a dance move or two. 

Then Mallory decides she might be able to alleviate the situation by suggesting the Conway Cove kids come to the dance -- and Mal can watch them. The kids are thrilled to get an invite, and set out to make themselves look good. But when they get to the ballroom, the kids go off dancing, leaving Mallory by herself. 

It's awkward until -- lo and behold -- a boy asks Mal dance! They spend the evening together and Mallory wonders why she was ever worried about the dance in the first place.

Stacey's chapter talks about her bittersweet evening at the dance with Pierre. Stacey thinks she loves Pierre, and that he probably loves her. But also, this might be their last night together! They dance and talk and have a wonderful time. At the end of the night, they write each other's addresses on their beloved's hands. Thinks Stacey, I decided I would never wash my hand again.

Ew, but also, good for Stacey! This is her first real Super Special romance. In Super Special #1, she spent most of her time baby-sitting. In Super Special #2, she spent most of her time in the camp infirmary. I already know that some unpleasant things are going to happen to her in later Super Specials, so hey... let her have this moment.

During the dance, Kristy dances with Jay (the kid who broke his ankle, who doesn't blame Kristy for his injury) and Guy shows up to dance with Claudia. Claudia seems thrilled about it, but I'm thinking the lodge's owners might need to tell their ski instructor to keep his distance from the teenage guests. 

Mary Anne gets the last chapter. She describes the sad good-byes that were had by all at the lodge. She mentions that the boys on the bus on the way home sing a mean song that causes a teacher on board to yell at them so loudly his dentures fell out. We know that Mary Anne is a fan of dentures, so... was this traumatizing? Who can say? Anyway, Mary Anne then proceeds to print the lyrics of this song, which fat-shames one of her classmates, for us.

BRUTAL, this girl is.

After the trip, postcards and letters are exchanged, and Mary Anne reprints a few of them for us. Pinky writes to Jessi. Pierre writes to Stacey. Will (from summer camp) writes to Claudia. Guy writes to Claudia. (SHE GAVE HIM HER ADDRESS!?) Mary Anne also tells us that the day after they got back from the lodge, she reunited with Logan in person. She also finished "the book" for him, illustrated it, and presented it to him.

I hope he still has it to this day.

So that wraps up Super Special #3: Baby-Sitters' Winter Vacation!

 Let's take a look at our trusty Super Special tropes checklist...

☑Will someone make an unusual friend who is then never heard from again? Yes, Stacey and Pierre, Claudia and Guy, and the baby-sitters and the Conway Cove kids.

☑Will one of the baby-sitters fall in LUV? Yes, Stacey and Pierre and sort of Claudia and Guy. 

☑Will at least one baby-sitter who is supposed to be on vacation/sans children be put in a position where they must care for children anyway? YEP, ALL OF THEM!

☑Will someone have a near-death experience? Two bus accidents and numerous injuries. We'll just check that box...

☑Will someone act like a major jerk, even though they're normally pretty pleasant? Kristy is so competitive about winning the Winter War, she's horrible to Claudia on the ski slopes. She's also pretty annoying. Mary Anne acts ridiculously sappy over Logan. She's done a 180 from her sensible outlook in Super Special #2. And for being a "sensitive" person, she says and thinks some pretty insensitive things.

🗹Will the airplane seats have two seats, then five seats, then two more? Sadly, no airplanes.

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Thoughts on this cover...

Not bad, and I think it's clear who everyone is. But it's just a fantasy, because at no point in the book do they ever have a snowball fight, just the seven of them. In fact, Jessi, Mallory, and Mary Anne rarely even venture outside. But it's a nice picture, and nobody's torso looks horribly shrunken, so I'll call this a good cover.

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RATING!

On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being a rousing Baby-Sitters Club adventure, and 1 being a book I'd send straight to Goodwill, I give Winter Vacation a 7.0. There's plenty to like -- rescuing children, snowball fights, scary stories, hot chocolate, cozy evenings at a lodge in the woods. I liked Jessi's Talent Show plotline and thought it was handled as well it could be for being set in the 1950s (kidding...) Stacey's storyline was nice; Pierre seems cool. I liked the breakthroughs that certain characters had during the week -- especially Dawn's as it related to Pinky and homesickness. On the other hand, Mary Anne was really annoying, pining for Logan and throwing shade left and right. Kristy was overly competitive. The Winter War structure needed a huge overhaul. Mallory, I THINK, is done with her Spy Stuff after this book, unless I'm forgetting something. Props for being the last Super Special (as far as I know) where everyone babysits. "Vacation," indeed!

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Super Special #7: Snowbound (My rating: 8.1)