Sunday, October 4, 2026

Alaska 2026 - Day 1 & 2

I took an Alaskan cruise in July/August of this year. It was my third trip to Alaska and sixth overall cruise. I chose to travel on Norwegian (NCL) because... well, there were a lot of factors, but the two main ones for me were price and ship size. The Norwegian Jade (a relatively small ship) does northbound and southbound cruises throughout the summer. The cruise I booked was scheduled to embark from Vancouver, BC, stop in Ketchikan, Juneau, Skagway, and Icy Strait Point -- the latter being the only port I'd never visited -- and end in Whittier, Alaska. From there I'd need to get to Anchorage; then home. I booked the cruise in March, choosing one of the only available inside rooms left in an ideal location -- on deck 4, the lowest deck possible.

On July 26, I flew to Vancouver. I've been there several times and I had hoped to spend some time visiting an attraction I hadn't yet experienced, but it was raining, so I quickly shifted. I ate lunch at the airport, then whiled away some time until I could check into my room at a nearby guest house I'd found on booking.com titled "Modern King Room Private Ensuite Vancouver West" (that's a mouthful). It was $142/night and in a residential neighborhood. The walls were a little thin, and the windows were very heavy, but it was a nice enough place. Plus it was nearby to a few grocery stores and shops. 

One of my shoelaces broke at the airport, so I went on a quest to buy new ones. I found some at one of the Vancouver shops, but didn't throw the old ones away. I ended up using them throughout the trip for things like a makeshift lanyard and tying the closet hangers together on the ship so they wouldn't clunk around.

On July 27, I checked out of the room and caught a bus toward the cruise port. I'd been there a few times before (it's where we departed and returned on our 2017 cruise, and where I disembarked in 2019). I knew I could drop of my luggage, so did that, and then -- because my cruise check-in time wasn't until 1:30pm -- I walked around Gastown. I got to see the clock strike noon and emit steam and noise.

I popped into a couple of stores. Then I meandered back to the port.

There was another ship in port that day besides the Norwegian Jade -- it was the Disney Wonder! 

Minor envy^

I sailed on the Wonder in 2017. Both ships were boarding that day, so the port was a little busier than I was used to. I got on the ship a little before 2:30. The rooms weren't ready yet, and there were no signs to indicate when they would be. I wandered around the ship, got some lunch at the buffet (which was super crowded, as expected), and then kind of just chilled until an announcement was made that all the rooms were now open.

Once inside my room, I unpacked my backpack (my checked bag would be available later) and explored the layout. It was fairly nice -- USB ports by the bed, a larger-than-typical shower, and a comfy bed. Alas, the closet had butterfly doors (I actually prefer no doors on a ship closet) but it ended up being fine. I later heard from some other passengers that their beds were hard & uncomfortable, so either they have different styles of beds on board, or...?

The ship left port around 4pm; I watched it from deck 7, took photos as it went under the bridge, and went back inside soon after. 

A little after 5, I went to one of the main dining rooms. Hardly anyone was there yet, so I was given a small table near a window facing aft; that was cool. Each night there was usually one different vegetarian option, but there was always baked ziti available. That's what I ordered this night. I ate pretty much all the bread the waiter brought by, and I ordered a crème brûlée for dessert.

That evening, I went up on one of the decks, and from the back of the ship saw quite a few whales! 

^Tiny Whale Tail

The Disney Wonder was sailing near us for quite a bit of the evening. I thought maybe we'd dock with it at some point during our cruise, but after that night, I never saw it again.

We had to change our clocks back an hour. Tomorrow morning, I had an early "excursion" -- I'd booked a Behind-The-Scenes Ship Tour at 7:55am!

Tomorrow: Behind-the-Scenes & A Solo Meetup!

Tuesday, September 8, 2026

Favorite At-Home Media: September, 2026 Edition

Year 16, here we go!

Previously on...


Semi-Recent TV Shows I've Enjoyed This Past Year

The Chosen (seasons 1-4)

Widow's Bay

The Other Bennet Sister

That Thrifting Show


Older TV Shows I Watched This Past Year

Who's The Boss?

One Day At A Time

The Love Boat

Columbo (just finished season 6)

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

Call The Midwife (currently rewatching season 7)

Little House on the Prairie (og show)

Lois & Clark (currently rewatching season 2)

Road to Avonlea

Star Trek: TNG


Shows I Intend To Seek Out/Revisit This Year:

A Man On The Inside (season 2)

The Good Place (time for a series rewatch)


Shows I'm Eager To See Return

Crime Scene Kitchen 

That Thrifting Show

Widow's Bay


Some Of My Favorite YouTube/Video Channels:

Smosh Pit, Special Books By Special Kids, Emma Cruises, Jeenie.Weenie, @kendahllandreth, @uyenninh, @lau_ramoso, @c.b.3, Jaime French, adhd_love, alexiadox, Mercury Stardust, The Slappable Jerk, Bobby Finn, amishinspiration, Dinosaur Dinner Theater, weirdpaulp, phatcarriebradshaw, jbrix_art, Gem Turner, Monte Mader & lots more


Some Of My Favorite Podcasts:

Smosh Reads Reddit Stories, Blank Check with Griffin & David, Manners & Madness, Cool Kids Club, Advent Calendar House, Stuck in Stoneybrook, The Blume Saloon, Lois & Clark'd, and (though I may be biased) FOLCs Forever!


Video Games I've Played:

Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Dr. Mario, Little Kitty Big City


Recent Books I Enjoyed:

Strange Buildings by Uketsu, The Other Bennet Sister by Janice Hadlow, Tom's Midnight Garden by Philippa Pearce/Edith


Recent Video (Re)watches: 

Dan In Real Life, King Ralph, Grey Gardens (TV movie), My Cousin Vinny, The Fabelmans, Women Talking, The Queen's Gambit, A Little Princess (1986), Heidi (1993), The Secret Garden (1975), Persuasion (1995), Mrs. Brown, LOTR trilogy, Tolkien, The Age Of Innocence, Courage Mountain, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, and many more

Wednesday, June 24, 2026

Glossy Time Capsules #41: Collier's - April, 1954

 Glossy Time Capsules #41

Collier's 
April, 1954
Price: 15 cents



Collier's was a general interest magazine that operated from 1888 to 1957. It had a long history that you can read about here, or you can just dive straight into this issue along with me!



Gasoline ads apparently used to try to be cute and adorable.



Oh, the 1950s. We've gotten past the fear of dying in shipwrecks, and we're back to worrying about Consumption.



Hark! We finally have the definitive answer on which toothpaste is best. Look no further!


Oh. Hang on...



Is this "lifetime protection against tooth decay enzymes" the kind of deal where you brush once and are set for life, or do you have to keep doing it, like how the Grail Knight in Last Crusade could only achieve "eternal" life if he hung around in the Canyon of the Crescent Moon and drank from the grail regularly? 

Also, Reader's Digest being an authority on a scientific topic is really funny.


Go fly a kite, Webley.


Collier's readers apparently ran the gamut between people who really wanted a basement bargain...


... and people who wanted to live in the bargaining basement...


Run, Gallagher employees, run!





They thought this actress might be the next Marilyn Monroe.

Spoiler alert: She was not.


The men in booth 13 are awfully close. Respect.



Hy-Styling. Hy-Drive.

TWO brake cylinders?!

Most commodious!



Beer and ale -- America's beverages of moderation.

The hell they are.


Preferred by your friendly neighborhood douche canoe.


Relateable.


That's the face of a woman who's just run over her lousy husband and is headed to Georgia.




"Scientists have found an inexhaustible source of food -- and fuel -- in tiny, water-borne algae cells."

That's great! Why haven't we...

... oh, we know about it. We just haven't done anything about it in the last 70 years. Cool cool.



Need a break? Let's hit the road... the RAILroad....






I zoomed in to read the Mallory hat ad, but got distracted by reading the text on the left.

Gems include:

"Smile, you germ-ridden misanthrope," the Horse said.

Bud's grin was practically pushing the ears off his head.

It had begun to rain, a soft spring sound on the window.

Pulitzers for everyone!



Thirty years later, and they're still trying to convince us they can telegraph flowers.


Are you ready (can one really ever be ready?) for NEAT STUFF YOU SHOULD BUY?










Look out below, it's 1954 rage bait!



Nnnno.


Lastly, for your consideration, some 1950s "humor":