Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Eight (8) Ways To Have Fun At A Lego Convention


Last weekend, I went to a Lego convention. It was my first. It wasn't supposed to be -- I had fully intended to make BrickCon in October my first -- but since it was in Portland, and so was I, how could I resist? And so I took myself to the first annual Bricks Cascade, had a jolly time, and now I am here to share with you eight ways you, too, can have fun at a Lego convention. I'm sure there are more than eight, but this is what you get.

Way To Have Fun #1: Plow Your Way Through A Giant Pile Of Bricks

Bricks & Minifigs, my second-favorite store in the wide world, has a table with bricks where you can paw through and pick the ones you want to buy. At Bricks Cascade, there was a roomful of bricks. It was glorious.



If you don't mind purchasing pre-owned Lego bricks, this is a great way to find unique pieces. (Or any pieces, really.) I was able to uncover shop windows, special printed bricks, and bricks of some of the rarer colors (dark red, dark green, dark blue, gold, and the much-coveted purple.) It was a little strange being down on the floor with a dozen other adults, trying to find the best bricks before they were snatched up, but it was also very rewarding. And -- I must give credit -- it was much more dignified than certain other shopping free-for-alls, like, shall we say, Black Friday at Wal-Mart. 


Way To Have Fun #2: Buy Stuff

What would any convention be without vendors? Bricks Cascade had plenty, and each seemed to be hawking something different. Some sold official Lego sets, some had custom minifigs, some sold Lego jewelry, and still others peddled T-shirts. I bought a pair of Lego barrettes, two top hats for my minifigs, a Ron Weasley minifig (I own nearly every other HP character BUT him! Still need Hermione, though), two ostriches (I'm thinking of forming an army of them), a Bricks Cascade T-shirt, and this Lego set.

It's a great set. Part of the Lego Creator line, the bricks within the box can be turned into three different log cabin-y structures using the included instructions. And I decided I would take it upon myself to build.... well, all three of them!




 Yeah, there was a bit of down time Saturday afternoon. There were a few competitions I wasn't partaking in. Streams of people were coming into the exhibit hall to view all the Lego structures. My humble MOCs (creations) were nestled between two rather big, impressive ones, and I got a little forlorn when most people seemed to be looking right past mine. So I decided to distract myself by building something at one of the inner (non-public) tables. First I built the cabins... and then...


Way To Have Fun #3: Do A Creative/Free Build

I took the pieces I'd bought from the roomful of bricks (about two dozen bricks in all) and all the pieces from the cabin set, and started to build. I had so many roof and window pieces that I decided that some type of building/house was in order, and before long I'd decided this creation was destined to be a Wacky Inventor's Workshop.







Forgive my need to show it from every angle, but it's honestly one of my favorite things I've ever built. It's funny how, despite limitations (only having certain bricks to work with), you can still make something truly grand. Remember that, kids. Life isn't always about getting new stuff or having lots of it; it's about making something good out of what you have. Ooookay, jumping off the soapbox in 5... 4... 3... 2...


Way To Have Fun #4: Show Off Your MOCs

MOCs, or My Own Creations, is any Lego thing -- be it a mosaic, a sculpture, a building, or a vehicle -- that was not thought up by the Lego company, but by its builder. So the first three cabins above are not MOCs, but the one with the lollipops on top so totally is!

Folks who attend a Lego convention for the weekend will often bring their MOCs for public display. MOCs come in all shapes and sizes, and there are many different categories: pirate, castle, technic, train & town, etc. 

I heard about this convention about two weeks before it actually happened, and I had no MOCs ready for show, except for a half-made Green Gables House. I had only needed half; I was (well am) making an Anne film, and was using the front of the house as a set. But since a facade would look a bit strange at a convention, I decided to finish it....


I took it to the convention and saw that it looked really small and pathetic sitting there all by itself. So the next day I took a couple other pieces I'd made for my film and made a little composite scene....


That there is a miniature train station, a horse-drawn wagon, and a lighthouse. The lighthouse can actually light up, but I didn't opt to use the light-up brick in the exhibit hall because you would not have been able to even tell. But in the dark... oooh la la! 

Another thing I chose to make was Disneyland! Ambitious much? Not really. I did a miniature version of it, being inspired by Microscale creations. Microscale MOCs have a kind of minimalist vibe, and they don't take up a lot of room. Anyway, here's the happiest place on Earth...


The dumbo & teacup rides actually spin! Wheee!

My creations didn't win any awards (I wouldn't expect them to, me being such a newbie) but they got some nice comments and I'm proud of them! I may save Disneyland for the convention in October.

Way To Have Fun #5: Compete!

Competitions are a staple of Lego conventions, or so I have read.

At this one there was a blind minifig competition, where we had to try to tell what figure (merman? soldier? bunny rabbit?) we were holding, through a plastic bag.
 Annnd we were blindfolded.


There were 15 figs for everyone. When all things were said and done and the scores were tallied, I found I'd gotten nine correct. Some people got all 15. HOW.

Another game had us building a Lego car inside a clear plastic bag. All the pieces were inside, our hands were outside, and the directions were available. It was NOT easy. A winner was called when my car was only half done. Apparently, this one takes practice. Next time, I shall conquer!


The third game I competed in involved a big pile of bricks -- 25% Lego, 75% the forbidden off-brands and knockoffs. A group of us got down on our hands and knees and weeded through the pile for half an hour. Every Lego brick equaled one point. Any non-Lego brick was negative one point. I think I came in second place, but the first-place winner (who, incidentally, also won the build-in-a-bag game) beat me by at least 300 bricks!


Way To Have Fun #6: Watch Others Compete!

I suppose someone could try to participate in as many games as possible at a convention, but watching them is also pretty fun. (And... no pressure!) Three of the ones I got to witness were:

A team build, where six people worked together to build the London Bridge.



The team that won was really fast, and they worked so well together. Each of the players got to keep a chunk of the bridge.

Another interesting one to watch was the Creative Build. Each player was given two Lego sets -- and they couldn't have been more different. One was a Ninjago set, and the other was from the Friends line. The objective was to make something, and, in the end, have the fewest number of leftover bricks. Each creation was unique, and it was cool to see the results.









Wacky Racers was funny. People made cars and slid them down a ramp, seeing how far they could travel while remaining intact. Winnie The Pooh took many turns down the ramp, more often than not breaking apart from his vehicle and landing in a sad, fluffy heap.




Way To Have Fun #7: View Others' MOCs; Get Inspired

Seeing things that others have built out of Lego serves to inspire the budding builder; I am not exempt from this. While some of the creations blew my mind ("I could never build that"), others set the wheels in my head a'spinning with ideas. 

Here are a few of my favorite creations at the convention....











Way To Have Fun #8: Watch Other People Go Gaga For Lego

 Faces were lighting up all over the place. I heard shouts of "Whoa!", "Awesome!", and "Look! Lookit! LOOK!!" The public had arrived. Kids and adults alike were mesmerized by the variety of things on display. It'd be hard to know how many people went straight home afterwards, dragged out their old bins of bricks, and started building, but I'm willing to bet a lot of them did.




All in all, it was a fun weekend. I added new bricks to my collection. I learned some new techniques. I met fellow Lego fans. And best of all, I got to be surrounded by a million colorful little bricks, each a part of something truly special.


Saturday, June 2, 2012

There's A Trope For That - Week of June 3

(Previous Tropes: Technology Marches OnDisney Acid SequenceDisney Villain DeathMalevolent ArchitectureBadass BeardOne Steve LimitDemonic DummyEasy AmnesiaDeath Of The HypotenuseThe Smurfette PrincipleWriters Cannot Do MathPut On A Bus)

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This week's tropeEvery Car Is A Pinto

"Any significant damage to a vehicle, particularly falling off a cliff, is liable to result in a large explosion, even though real cars rarely explode. This is a subset of Stuff Blowing Up. Evidently, TV cars run on nitroglycerine instead of gasoline. This trope comes from the well accepted fact that vehicles are generally full of flammable substances like gasoline. It, of course, ignores that these flammable substances are not explosive unless compressed, and at best your exploding car would actually be a small fire.

While cars are the most common, it seems that any form of transport has a good chance of exploding into a huge ball of flames and debris if it's shot at or wrecked. Aircraft, railroad locomotives, ships, pretty much anything bigger and more mechanically complex than a bread box. Sometimes, this happens to cars that are plunging off cliffs and haven't hit anything yet. 

The trope namer is the now infamous Pinto, a low-cost car put out by Ford in the early 70's. The gas tank was easy to damage in a rear-end collision and this often led to the damaged car going up in flames. Ford knew about the lethal flaw but decided that paying out on wrongful-death lawsuits would be cheaper than fixing it. When this was unearthed in one widely publicized case, punitive damages equal to both cost estimates combined were awarded in that one case. They also failed to account for lawsuits by injured victims, having apparently assumed one hundred percent mortality in accidents. Make a "backfiring strategy" joke at your own peril."


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So earlier this season I was watching A Gifted Man on TV, aka The Elizabeth Bennet And Raoul Show, and in the final episode, Michael (the gifted man) was taking this lady, who I'm pretty sure played Judy Garland in that one Judy Garland TV-movie (which, by the way, is really messed up), to the hospital because she was having some sort of medical issue (not unlike Judy Garland! Ooh, see what I did there?) But unlike Judy Garland, this lady -- who I'll call Miranda (because... I can) -- had an organ within her body that used to belong to Michael's deceased ex-wife (Anna?) It should be noted that Anna was now a ghost who liked to hang around Michael (a medical doctor) and make him feel guilty for being a yuppie shmuck. (So not kidding. This was the show's premise. Guy talks to philanthropic ghost, becomes a better person.)  SO ANYWAY, Michael and Miranda would've taken an ambulance to the hospital, but there was some kind of big accident nearby and all the ambulances were unavailable. And they would have taken Michael's car, but it was blocked in. So they decided to take a taxi.

On the way, they chatted about this & that & life.

Suddenly, Miranda cried out. A young child had run out in the street after a toy ball! He had run out in front of the taxi! The cabby slammed on the brakes. The boy was safe.

EVEN MORE SUDDENLY a semi truck plowed into the side of the taxi! It hit the taxi so hard that the doors no longer worked! Michael was able to climb out the back window, but alas, Miranda was injured. (Really, I don't remember what happened to the cabby; maybe he had an eject button.) Badly injured. Michael saw that there was gasoline on the ground. Oh no! thought Michael. He knew the taxi would soon EXPLODE. So even though Miranda's bones were popping out of her, Michael pulled her out the back window of the cab and dragged her to safety.

Then the taxi exploded.

Then Miranda died of her injuries.

Then the series got canceled.

Yeah. So there you have it. A plethora of tragedies, the last one NOT being one of them.

(Oh, okay, I admit I will miss watching those two.... but I can not get behind a medical show that ignores basic scientific principles! Grrr! Argh!)

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Harry J. Potter, Film Star

Next month, Harry Potter will celebrate an important anniversary:

*~*15!*~*

 Yes! Insane, I know. But the first book was indeed published in the UK on June 30, 1997. With that in mind, it's time to wax nostalgic! (But really, when isn't it time for that?)

Last year, I re-read the entire series, and in the past few weeks I've re-watched all the movies. Good fun, I must say. I have determined it's best (for my own sanity) to keep the movies and the books separate. When I read one of the books and then watch its movie counterpart soon after, I start getting cranky. But when they're kept as separate entities, they = highly enjoyable! Magically enjoyable.

After this most recent marathon, I've decided my favorite film is Deathly Hallows. It's just really amazing to watch. The music is good, the young actors have perfected their skills, and while they did leave out a few book details, I can forgive the filmmakers because they actually made some things from the books -- well... even better! I mean, nobody wanted to see Hedwig die. Especially not me. I loved that feathery little gal. But I found her death in the movies more moving because she died trying to protect Harry rather than just sitting idly in her cage. So kudos, filmmakers. If you had to do it, at least you did it with class.

My least favorite film? Prisoner Of Azkaban. Sigh. I love the book, but the movie just has so many WTF moments; it makes me cringe. I'm glad they didn't bring that director back for any more films. I mean, the man is obviously a creative guy, but I think he might also be slightly crazy.

ANYWAY. I saw 7/8 movies in the theater, and here are some of my memories of those occasions:

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)


I was in college when this came out, and I came home for the weekend to see this. My mom and I saw the movie together. A few weeks later, at Thanksgiving, my brother came home from his college, and we went and saw it again! I think this is the only one I saw twice in theaters.


Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)


Chamber is the only HP movie I saw opening night. During my senior year of college, my roommate and I went to the nearest movie theater -- this tiny, old-fashioned little place -- to see the film. The theater was packed, we both enjoyed it. I remember we both were highly amused when Ron first appeared on screen. His voice had changed! Bwahaha!


Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)


Okay, so I didn't actually remember seeing this one. I knew I did... but when, and with whom? So I went back to my old, old journal entries. Found it! Apparently I saw it with my brother in June 2004, and we sat near a 10-year-old kid who kept making nerdy comments about everything from Dumbledore to Dementors. Now I remember! But I wish I didn't.


Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)



The only one I DIDN'T see in the theater. My brother and I went to go see it and it was sold out. We meant to go another day, and it just never happened, and then it left the theaters and that was that. I saw it on DVD three months later. I really enjoyed it. This one made me really respect Daniel Radcliffe because wow, he had to do a lot of his own stunts! All those underwater scenes? He had to actually do them under water, for hours and hours of shooting. CRAZY. (Crazy cool.)


Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)


2007 was an awesome year for HP fans. Within the span of a month, we got a new book and a new movie. And within the span of 24 hours, I experienced both for the first time. The book arrived on Saturday morning; I began reading it and did not stop until I'd finished the last word... about 15 hours later. Then I went to sleep for about seven hours, woke up, and went downtown to see HP5 with my friend Jenn. By that point my brain was sort of swimming in Potterness. Now every time I watch the scene where Harry and the others fly on their broomsticks over London, I get nostalgic, thinking of that day, being in that theater and feeling so happy. I remember loving Luna's performance. Luna in the books is a little hard to bear sometimes, but on film she's fantastic.


Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)


Again, I saw this one with Jenn. She had traveled to London not long before seeing this, and recognized some of the places they showed in the movie, and told me so. I don't know why I remember that. Just a weird little thing. Dang, I want to go to London someday!


Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 (2010)


I saw this one with my Little Sister maybe a month after it came out? I had to explain a lot of things to her afterwards because I guess she hasn't read all the books. EVERYONE SHOULD READ THE BOOKS. I have spoken.


Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011)


I saw this with Jenn. I think we saw it in 3D. AND YES I TOTALLY CRIED WHEN HARRY WAS WATCHING SNAPE'S MEMORIES AND SNAPE WAS CLUTCHING LILY AFTER HER DEATH WAHHHHHH.


So! That's what I remember about the films! Got memories you want to share? Leave a comment!