Barbie and Her Friends (1964)
(Sears Catalog, 1964)
Fashion Queen Barbie: "Feast your eyes upon my holiday wrapping paper bathing suit with matching Egyptian headdress!"
Midge: "Huh? Sorry, I'm too busy looking at your $1.97 counterpart over there. WHAT is on HER head?"
Ken: "I knowww! I can't stop looking at it. Does anyone else hear a buzzing sound?"
Beehive Barbie: "What, you mean THIS little ol' 'do? The one I put together in 5 easy minutes? You like it, you say?"
Ken: "No. And I'm confused. Which of you is the real Barbie, my girl friend?"
Fashion Queen Barbie: "Fools! I am the real Barbie! I am the most expensive of all of you!"
Midge: "Ugh, you're such a snob. Just because you're the headliner and I'm just your less-mature-looking friend...."
Fashion Queen Barbie: "You can say that once more. Your lame attempt at looking sexy has failed. Your bathing suit pieces don't even match!"
Ken: "Ow, something stung me!"
Beehive Barbie: *bzzzzz*