Did you know that the Multnomah County Library system has a limit to how many times you can renew a book before they cut you off and say "no more"?
I mean, it's only been 2 years and 3 months since I first checked the book out. What gives, guys? I'm not done with it yet! I started it and... well, you know, I just haven't gone back to it. And... well, I sort of can't find it. I mean, it's somewhere around here. I think I saw it last month.