Monday, July 25, 2011
But no more.
I called my doctor, and he told me about Palofrenozynx. Thanks to Palofrenozynx, I’ve found a new lease on life! Look at me in this happy montage, spending happy hour at the local Chili's with my friends Stacy and Heather! Watch enraptured as I take ballroom dancing lessons and hug a pony!
If you're suffering from depression, Palofrenozynx may be able to help. Talk to your doctor about Palofrenozynx today. Tell him you want some; demand it, even!
Palofrenozynx is not for everyone. Side effects may include burning of the larynx, enlargement of the heart, implosion of the gallbladder, and hardening of the musculoskeletal system.
Palofrenozynx should not be taken with food, water, or oxygen. Doing so may increase the risk of side effects, including: death, painful death, excruciating death, and even more death. Tell your doctor if you experience any of these symptoms, as they may be a sign of a more serious condition. Be sure to tell your doctor about any medications you are currently taking, whether or not you eat olives, and approximately how much wood a woodchuck would chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Remember, life IS worth living -- make the most out of YOUR life with Palofrenozynx!