Sunday, August 29, 2010
The Amazing Race
The Big Bang Theory
The Colbert Report
Curb Your Enthusiasm
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
Dancing With The Stars
Friday Night Lights
The Good Wife
How I Met Your Mother
Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution
Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List
Law & Order: SVU
Men Of A Certain Age
The New Adventures Of Old Christine
Parks and Recreation
Real Time With Bill Maher
Saturday Night Live
Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien
Two And A Half Men
That's a lot of shows. What do I watch? The Amazing Race, Survivor, Antiques Roadshow, and The Office. Forty-something shows, and I watch a mere four. Okay, sometimes I watch House with my mom. So five, I guess. And I think I've missed episodes of every one of them, so it's not like I'm a die-hard or anything.
Meanwhile, the Emmys are constantly snubbing the shows I enjoy most. Buffy The Vampire Slayer, one of the cleverest shows ever, never got a main Emmy nod. The Pretender? Nope. Lois & Clark? Not even. Wonderfalls? Completely overlooked. Since a lot of the shows I enjoy tend to be off the Emmy radar, I often feel like it's pointless to care about the awards. Obviously, the academy of Emmariffic arts and sciences is comprised of a bunch of dodoheads, so why should I give them my time?
Typically, if I do end up watching the Emmys, I often find myself rooting for specific actors or actresses -- and not because I liked their performance in the show they're nominated for -- but because, eh, I liked them in some movie back in the 80's. Nostalgia conquers all!
This year, I'll be rooting for Andre Braugher on Men Of A Certain Age, because Scott Bakula is also on that show, and Quantum Leap brings back fond memories. Aw, Sam and Al and Ziggy... those were the days.
I'll also cheer on Kyle Chandler -- not because I've ever seen Friday Night Lights, but because I used to like his show Early Edition back in the day.
As for the ladies, I think I'll root for January Jones, because I like people who are named after months. Plus she was in a TV movie I liked once. If TV movies aren't prime factors in these kinds of situations, I don't know what are!
And you know... sometimes the Emmy telecast does turn out to be worth it. Like when Kristin Chenoweth won for Pushing Daisies? Totally awesome. I was glad to be watching it that time.
Besides, Ricky Gervais has been known to show up at the Emmys and sometimes even present awards. Ricky is totally worth tuning in for.
Oh, I've also seen one of the two nominees for outstanding TV miniseries... Return to Cranford. It's up against The Pacific, which is getting all the good buzz. Cranford, in case you were wondering, was one of those Masterpiece-Theatre-Judi-Dench exhibitions. I seem to remember either someone getting hit by train or being trampled by a cow. Or maybe it was both.*
In the end, I don't really care who wins anything, except in the Reality Show Host competition. I swear on a stack of Little Golden Books, if Tom Bergeron wins that one, I'm boycotting the Emmys next year.
And by next year, I mean FOR-EV-ERRR.
*Edit: Oh hey, I just remembered. The cow got hit BY the train. Wow, how did I forget a thing like that?