In case you don't particularly, I'll make the picture small. But you can click on it to see it in its finest state...
I bought this fly trap about a week ago, to take care of the pest problem around our chicken coop. $4.99. Previously I had been spending 45 minutes outside daily, bludgeoning flies with a swatter, in what amounted to a modified game of Whack-a-Mole. And while that was fun for a while, I realized I wasn't making much of a dent in the fly population. Besides, my shoulders were starting to hurt. I needed something else. So off to the store I went, intent on buying an electric-shocking flyswatter or some other novelty. That's when I saw this. All I'd have to do was set it up, hang it up, and wait.
Day 1 - 8 flies.
Day 2 - 82 flies.
Day 3 - 200 flies.
And so on...
Today, a week later, the trap is half full of insect carcasses. See that green stripe with the word "Rescue" on it? The bodies go all the way to the bottom of that green part. They just keep adding up, stacking on top of the previously deceased. Isn't that revolting? I love it! The fine print on the packaging says the trap can hold 2,000 flies. TWO THOUSAND. So that means there are about 1,000 in there right now. Incredible! Wait, I shouldn't have told you that... we could've had a contest, like those jelly beans in a jar contests. The one where you win the jelly beans. Only this time, it could be loads better. Whoever guessed the closest could win the bag of flies! Think of how happy that could make your pet frogs, if you had any. Just THINK!
Oh well, maybe next time...
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