Every year, people are faced with the same grueling decision: What to put on the top of the Christmas tree?
Should it be a star, symbolizing the star the Three Wise Men saw up in the sky that led them to the little town of Bethlehem?
Or, perhaps, an angel, in honor of the angel & his posse who heralded the lowly shepherds with the news of Jesus' birth?
It's a tough one. Luckily, some families do not need to make this yearly decision, because they have a set tradition. Every year, it's the same. These people are, you could say, on Team Star OR Team Angel.
But, for the sake of shaking things up a bit, I would like to propose a NEW team. Something entirely else for trees this holiday season. Something like this...
Huzzah! Vampire up a tree!
Last weekend I was visiting my relatives in Port Angeles, Washington, one of several meccas for Twilight fans. In the first book and movie, Bella and her friends go there to buy prom dresses. Bella goes to a book store and then nearly gets attacked by some frat guys. She is saved by Edward, his Volvo, and his Glare of Doom, and they go out to dinner together. She eats pasta, he eats her, they all die, the end.
Or no, I think I skipped a part.
SO ANYWAY, Port Angeles has decided it wants to cash in on all the Twi-hards by offering them wares galore in a store called "Dazzled By Twilight." Yes, in the heart of downtown Port Angeles, there is an entire store devoted entirely to the Twilight saga.
How long it'll actually last is anyone's guess.
Inside, there were racks of garments honoring all the vampires. There were statues and cardboard cutouts and posters and mugs and bleeping shrines devoted to the major characters.
There were middle-aged ladies scoping out the newest merchandise and pestering the clerks about when sold-out items would be in stock.
There were middle-aged ladies scoping out the newest merchandise and pestering the clerks about when sold-out items would be in stock.
There were pieces of merchandise celebrating Forks, the town where Bella and Edward supposedly live. There was a display devoted to La Push, home of Jacob and his ilk.
hay guys anyone got a shirt i can borrow?
There was jewelry, including Bella's engagement ring -- so that you, too, can be engaged to Edward. Oh, Edward and his silly polygamous ways!
To the Twilight fan, Dazzled By Twilight has got to be a dream come true. For me, who read 90% of the first book and saw two of the movies, it's a little strange and overwhelming.
And which team, you ask, am I on? Team Edward or Team Jacob?
NEITHER.
Team Angel all the way!
B-)
2 comments:
Sheesh! If you think that's bad, you should see our flagship store in Forks, lol.
Heh yeah my cousin was telling me she was reading about the two stores online, and that the fans were complaining about the P.A. store being so much smaller than the Forks store. We're going back up that way in a few weeks, I might have to make a detour into Forks to see this novelty.
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