Wednesday, November 11, 2026

Alaska 2026 - Day 3

Previously...

Tuesday, July 28th: Sea Day

On this first night of the cruise, we had to set our clocks back an hour. Doing so made getting up for my 7:55am ship tour a little easier (since it felt more like 8:55).

 Lots of cruises offer behind-the-scenes tours -- sometimes they're free, sometimes they cost extra. I've done a behind-the-stage tour on DCL and a kitchen/galley tour on HAL, but never a full ship tour with a trip to the bridge and control room. So when I saw it offered here on NCL, I thought I'd give it a go.

The tour met in the atrium. We were shown the kitchen (we could take a photo with the head chef if we pleased), the laundry rooms, the control room, the bridge, and the dressing rooms behind the theater. 

We got to walk through a bunch of crew-only corridors and ride the crew elevators. The whole thing lasted about two hours. The ship was swaying a bit that day, so walking was sometimes a challenge. Also a challenge -- hearing/understanding the tour guides. (This has always been an issue on tours I've taken. I feel like they should give us bluetooth earbuds or something.)

The laundry rooms were impressive. Some of the washing machines were massive. They also had sheet-pressing machines and towel-folding machines! I was humbled by how many people work behind the scenes to make a cruise run so smoothly. On this particular cruise, there were (according to a stats sheet they gave us) 1,000 crew members on board (passenger capacity is 2400.)

The control room was very blue, and there were screens, buttons, and blinking lights everywhere. Like being on the bridge of the Enterprise, I'd imagine. It was hard to resist trying a couple of buttons. The same was true with the control board on the bridge. We weren't permitted to take photos in the control room or of the bridge, but we did get to take photos out the front windows...

I also got permission to photograph the window on the floor of the bridge, looking straight down into the sea.

It was an interesting and eye-opening tour and I thought it was worth the price. It's something I may do again on another ship... someday.

Around 11am I got some lunch at the buffet -- a slice of cheese pizza, a self-made cheese sandwich, a tiny scoop of a potato/cream dish, and a trifle for dessert.

I spent the afternoon in my stateroom. I slept a bit. Inside cabins are great for napping. I got up around 4 and looked at the daily itinerary. There was a game happening soon called This Or That, so I decided to go check it out. It turned out that the Solo cruisers were meeting right after, so... I stayed. And went to dinner with the Solos group. We went to one of the main dining rooms and I sat with a guy and three women.

I ordered Pad Thai, which the menu described as "spicy," but as it was the only vegetarian option besides the pasta I'd had the night before, I asked if they could prepare it "not spicy." It...was spicy. I also got an artichoke dip with chips, and fruit for dessert. Lots of bread was also consumed, so I didn't go hungry.

At 8:30 I went to the Spinnaker Lounge to listen to live music -- hits from the 60s. Songs included Mustang Sally, Pretty Woman, Respect, Unchained Melody, and Twist and Shout. It was very loud. I ordered a Powerade. It was $8 with tip. Yikes! Still, it was cheaper than any virgin specialty drink. And... electrolytes! Win.

After the music ended, I went to the buffet to get some stuff for the next morning's breakfast (banana bread, cheese) and I indulged in a piece of lemon cake.

Bedtime at 10.

I guess I could mention here that I brought along a journal with blank pages as well as a couple of black felt-tip pens, a tray of watercolors, and two watercolor brush pens. Each day, not only did I journal, but I drew pictures or painted. Along the way, I picked up even more art supplies... more on that later!

Tomorrow... Ketchikan!

Sunday, October 4, 2026

Alaska 2026 - Day 1 & 2

I took an Alaskan cruise in July/August of this year. It was my third trip to Alaska and sixth overall cruise. I chose to travel on Norwegian (NCL) because... well, there were a lot of factors, but the two main ones for me were price and ship size. The Norwegian Jade (a relatively small ship) does northbound and southbound cruises throughout the summer. The cruise I booked was scheduled to embark from Vancouver, BC, stop in Ketchikan, Juneau, Skagway, and Icy Strait Point -- the latter being the only port I'd never visited -- and end in Whittier, Alaska. From there I'd need to get to Anchorage; then home. I booked the cruise in March, choosing one of the only available inside rooms left in an ideal location -- on deck 4, the lowest deck possible.

On July 26, I flew to Vancouver. I've been there several times and I had hoped to spend some time visiting an attraction I hadn't yet experienced, but it was raining, so I quickly shifted. I ate lunch at the airport, then whiled away some time until I could check into my room at a nearby guest house I'd found on booking.com titled "Modern King Room Private Ensuite Vancouver West" (that's a mouthful). It was $142/night and in a residential neighborhood. The walls were a little thin, and the windows were very heavy, but it was a nice enough place. Plus it was nearby to a few grocery stores and shops. 

One of my shoelaces broke at the airport, so I went on a quest to buy new ones. I found some at one of the Vancouver shops, but didn't throw the old ones away. I ended up using them throughout the trip for things like a makeshift lanyard and tying the closet hangers together on the ship so they wouldn't clunk around.

On July 27, I checked out of the room and caught a bus toward the cruise port. I'd been there a few times before (it's where we departed and returned on our 2017 cruise, and where I disembarked in 2019). I knew I could drop of my luggage, so did that, and then -- because my cruise check-in time wasn't until 1:30pm -- I walked around Gastown. I got to see the clock strike noon and emit steam and noise.

I popped into a couple of stores. Then I meandered back to the port.

There was another ship in port that day besides the Norwegian Jade -- it was the Disney Wonder! 

Minor envy^

I sailed on the Wonder in 2017. Both ships were boarding that day, so the port was a little busier than I was used to. I got on the ship a little before 2:30. The rooms weren't ready yet, and there were no signs to indicate when they would be. I wandered around the ship, got some lunch at the buffet (which was super crowded, as expected), and then kind of just chilled until an announcement was made that all the rooms were now open.

Once inside my room, I unpacked my backpack (my checked bag would be available later) and explored the layout. It was fairly nice -- USB ports by the bed, a larger-than-typical shower, and a comfy bed. Alas, the closet had butterfly doors (I actually prefer no doors on a ship closet) but it ended up being fine. I later heard from some other passengers that their beds were hard & uncomfortable, so either they have different styles of beds on board, or...?

The ship left port around 4pm; I watched it from deck 7, took photos as it went under the bridge, and went back inside soon after. 

A little after 5, I went to one of the main dining rooms. Hardly anyone was there yet, so I was given a small table near a window facing aft; that was cool. Each night there was usually one different vegetarian option, but there was always baked ziti available. That's what I ordered this night. I ate pretty much all the bread the waiter brought by, and I ordered a crème brûlée for dessert.

That evening, I went up on one of the decks, and from the back of the ship saw quite a few whales! 

^Tiny Whale Tail

The Disney Wonder was sailing near us for quite a bit of the evening. I thought maybe we'd dock with it at some point during our cruise, but after that night, I never saw it again.

We had to change our clocks back an hour. Tomorrow morning, I had an early "excursion" -- I'd booked a Behind-The-Scenes Ship Tour at 7:55am!

Tomorrow: Behind-the-Scenes & A Solo Meetup!

Tuesday, September 8, 2026

Favorite At-Home Media: September, 2026 Edition

Year 16, here we go!

Previously on...


Semi-Recent TV Shows I've Enjoyed This Past Year

The Chosen (seasons 1-4)

Widow's Bay

The Other Bennet Sister

That Thrifting Show


Older TV Shows I Watched This Past Year

Who's The Boss?

One Day At A Time

The Love Boat

Columbo (just finished season 6)

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

Call The Midwife (currently rewatching season 7)

Little House on the Prairie (og show)

Lois & Clark (currently rewatching season 2)

Road to Avonlea

Star Trek: TNG


Shows I Intend To Seek Out/Revisit This Year:

A Man On The Inside (season 2)

The Good Place (time for a series rewatch)


Shows I'm Eager To See Return

Crime Scene Kitchen 

That Thrifting Show

Widow's Bay


Some Of My Favorite YouTube/Video Channels:

Smosh Pit, Special Books By Special Kids, Emma Cruises, Jeenie.Weenie, @kendahllandreth, @uyenninh, @lau_ramoso, @c.b.3, Jaime French, adhd_love, alexiadox, Mercury Stardust, The Slappable Jerk, Bobby Finn, amishinspiration, Dinosaur Dinner Theater, weirdpaulp, phatcarriebradshaw, jbrix_art, Gem Turner, Monte Mader & lots more


Some Of My Favorite Podcasts:

Smosh Reads Reddit Stories, Blank Check with Griffin & David, Manners & Madness, Cool Kids Club, Advent Calendar House, Stuck in Stoneybrook, The Blume Saloon, Lois & Clark'd, and (though I may be biased) FOLCs Forever!


Video Games I've Played:

Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Dr. Mario, Little Kitty Big City


Recent Books I Enjoyed:

Strange Buildings by Uketsu, The Other Bennet Sister by Janice Hadlow, Tom's Midnight Garden by Philippa Pearce/Edith


Recent Video (Re)watches: 

Dan In Real Life, King Ralph, Grey Gardens (TV movie), My Cousin Vinny, The Fabelmans, Women Talking, The Queen's Gambit, A Little Princess (1986), Heidi (1993), The Secret Garden (1975), Persuasion (1995), Mrs. Brown, LOTR trilogy, Tolkien, The Age Of Innocence, Courage Mountain, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, and many more

Wednesday, June 24, 2026

Glossy Time Capsules #41: Collier's - April, 1954

 Glossy Time Capsules #41

Collier's 
April, 1954
Price: 15 cents



Collier's was a general interest magazine that operated from 1888 to 1957. It had a long history that you can read about here, or you can just dive straight into this issue along with me!



Gasoline ads apparently used to try to be cute and adorable.



Oh, the 1950s. We've gotten past the fear of dying in shipwrecks, and we're back to worrying about Consumption.



Hark! We finally have the definitive answer on which toothpaste is best. Look no further!


Oh. Hang on...



Is this "lifetime protection against tooth decay enzymes" the kind of deal where you brush once and are set for life, or do you have to keep doing it, like how the Grail Knight in Last Crusade could only achieve "eternal" life if he hung around in the Canyon of the Crescent Moon and drank from the grail regularly? 

Also, Reader's Digest being an authority on a scientific topic is really funny.


Go fly a kite, Webley.


Collier's readers apparently ran the gamut between people who really wanted a basement bargain...


... and people who wanted to live in the bargaining basement...


Run, Gallagher employees, run!





They thought this actress might be the next Marilyn Monroe.

Spoiler alert: She was not.


The men in booth 13 are awfully close. Respect.



Hy-Styling. Hy-Drive.

TWO brake cylinders?!

Most commodious!



Beer and ale -- America's beverages of moderation.

The hell they are.


Preferred by your friendly neighborhood douche canoe.


Relateable.


That's the face of a woman who's just run over her lousy husband and is headed to Georgia.




"Scientists have found an inexhaustible source of food -- and fuel -- in tiny, water-borne algae cells."

That's great! Why haven't we...

... oh, we know about it. We just haven't done anything about it in the last 70 years. Cool cool.



Need a break? Let's hit the road... the RAILroad....






I zoomed in to read the Mallory hat ad, but got distracted by reading the text on the left.

Gems include:

"Smile, you germ-ridden misanthrope," the Horse said.

Bud's grin was practically pushing the ears off his head.

It had begun to rain, a soft spring sound on the window.

Pulitzers for everyone!



Thirty years later, and they're still trying to convince us they can telegraph flowers.


Are you ready (can one really ever be ready?) for NEAT STUFF YOU SHOULD BUY?










Look out below, it's 1954 rage bait!



Nnnno.


Lastly, for your consideration, some 1950s "humor":