Congratulations to my cousins Emily & Thom on their newest baby girl!
Meanwhile, there are no babies in my immediate future. Because according to makemebabies.com (which, as we all know, is the ultimate source of knowledge), my future offspring are destined to be pretty hideous.
And that's with Leonardo DiCaprio. Imagine if I mated with some average schmo? Disaster!
Then again, maybe this website's babymaking program isn't really that... well, accurate...
I mean, according to them, a match between me and Colin Firth would produce:
Though I suppose two white people producing a black child is about as likely as a match between me and Colin Firth occurring in the first place.
But hey, a girl can dream.